Posts Tagged the boy’s club for men
What’s Crappening?
About a year ago I decide that I hated my job and that it was time to follow my dream. I quit my job and wearily began practicing and performing as a comedian. With the support of my family and friends, it became easier to commit. I made significant progress in experience but not financially. [...]
Funny Friday
It’s that time of the week again. It’s Funny Friday. Do you want to play along? Of course you do. Here are the rules: 1. A minimum of roughly 80 percent of everything that you do today must a.) be hilarious, b.) incite hilarity or c.) pay the pickle man. 2. You may or may [...]
T & A Popcast: The Back Log (Poop Related)
Howdy there, folks! Ty and Aaron couldn’t wait to share their latest popcast adventure with you! That’s why it took months; too much pressure. In this episode, the boys get down and dirty. Gay-for-pay, country music, Mutant League Football and how handsome Aaron is looking with his pearly whites are all on the docket. [...]
The Problem With Laptops
Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch. Family’s away for a short while. Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever. You’re alone. You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk. (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.) Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to your skivvies and, even though you know there’s no [...]
Smoke ‘Em If You Dare
The old saying used to say that “you should smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” There’s no worse advice in the history of all of the things that have ever been advised. Smoking is gross. If you got ‘em, you should just shoot yourself. This is to say that even a dead and rotting corpse [...]
Quip & Quote
Just as a receding tide can mean a tsunami is coming and a penis in a porn can mean a man is cumming, seeing signs of danger is indicates that there is no way of avoiding certain doom. That is why we usually say: “If you can see it, it’s already too late.”
10 Reasons To Instigate A Fight
Way back when I was in college I went to one of the most crowded and fun parties that I’ve ever been to. I made my way through the drunk student body that was the living room into the kitchen. I discovered a fire extinguisher and decided to make things a little more interesting. After [...]
Stand Up At Lion’s Lair
Grrroowwlll. I went to the Lion’s Lair on Monday Night which is a bar…the Lion’s Lair not Monday Night. I did some stand up comedy. I pretty much brought the house down with some information that was given to me by the late, great Tyler Hate Fuck Davis (not pictured). Let me just say that Avatar [...]
Live Stand Up Comedy From Old Chicago
Last Wednesday night (that’s right, Wednesday…night) I performed close to near my 15th open mic at a little pie shop called Old Chicago in the Lower Downtown district of Denver, CO. I’m not going to lie, it’s the worst I’ve done since the beginning. Just kidding. It’s way worse than that. However, I do [...]
Standing Up Goals
Creating goals is what separates man from other men. I wager that a person’s success can be measured on his goal-setting abilities. Without goals, a person will wander aimlessly throughout time disregarding agendas and personal achievement. While this may sound like some sort of wonderful Communist utopia, the result is usually a bland and meaningless [...]