Posts Tagged masturbation
The Problem With Laptops
Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch. Family’s away for a short while. Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever. You’re alone. You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk. (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.) Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to your skivvies and, even though you know there’s no [...]
Quip & Quote
Mastering your life skills takes hard work and dedication. Sometimes the payoff for your efforts comes all at once or over the course of your life in little spurts. That’s why this phrase was coined: “A perfected stroke is as crucial to genius as it is to masturbation.”