Posts Tagged funny
Funny Friday
It’s that time of the week again. It’s Funny Friday. Do you want to play along? Of course you do. Here are the rules: 1. A minimum of roughly 80 percent of everything that you do today must a.) be hilarious, b.) incite hilarity or c.) pay the pickle man. 2. You may or may [...]
T & A Popcast: The Back Log (Poop Related)
Howdy there, folks! Ty and Aaron couldn’t wait to share their latest popcast adventure with you! That’s why it took months; too much pressure. In this episode, the boys get down and dirty. Gay-for-pay, country music, Mutant League Football and how handsome Aaron is looking with his pearly whites are all on the docket. [...]
The Problem With Laptops
Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch. Family’s away for a short while. Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever. You’re alone. You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk. (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.) Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to your skivvies and, even though you know there’s no [...]
Shrimp
What’s the best part about shrimp? They’re American, dammit! Those tiny sh*ts are plentiful and, as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got some of that delicious cocktail sauce, they’re tasty, too. But something happened recently that really puckers my barn hole. Seven weeks ago (and counting), the oil and gas mogul, British Petroleum or BP, [...]
Smoke ‘Em If You Dare
The old saying used to say that “you should smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” There’s no worse advice in the history of all of the things that have ever been advised. Smoking is gross. If you got ‘em, you should just shoot yourself. This is to say that even a dead and rotting corpse [...]
Comedy Show At The Meadowlark In Denver
What’s your favorite bar named after a bird? No, it’s not Boozie, the foul mouthed parrot you keep in a cage. It’s the Meadowlark, silly! Come down Sunday to the Meadowlark 2701 Larimer and see Denvers best comics! Aaron Maslow (me), Alicia Jacobs, Brent The Great, Rob Gleeson and hosted by the wonderfully talented, Tim [...]
Something New: Quip & Quote
If you’ve been following this blog (and there is no doubt in my mind that you haven’t…Google Analytics tells all!), then there is a good chance you’ve noticed a lot of bullsh*t. No, this blog doesn’t answer life’s little riddles and it doesn’t try to sell you something that you really need. What it does [...]
Two Plus One Equals Disaster
There comes a time in every relationship when the love is strained. Every couple has their way of managing these shaky times. One of my favorites and usually the subject of many daytime television talk shows is when a couple thinks it’s appropriate to add another person. I’m talking about threesomes or menage a trois. [...]
10 Reasons Not To Drink More Water
Once upon a time, in an earlier post, I announced I was starting a diet that would include regular exercise, good eating and “lots of water”. From that I learned I should never announce things. While I’ve managed to stay on track with my weight loss goals, I’ve been fighting the process like hell. Just [...]
I’m A Professional
You read right. I’m a paid comedian. Actually, I won twenty dollars in a comedy contest last night at Old Chicago’s Comedy on the Rocks contest. I was in the zone. I brought the energy up in the room so high that they had to scrape it off the ceiling with a broom, or so they [...]