Posts Tagged funny

BroJob Podcast 1

This is the first episode of the BroJob Podcast. Aaron, Ty and Brandon bring their ridiculously inventive humor in this episode while discussing sports, video games, Ty’s attempt to buy a Ferrari and TJ Venn’s uncontrollable sphincter. The content of this podcast is wildly amusing and somewhat crass. It’ll have you laughing off your ass. Enjoy! [...]

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10 Reasons I’ve Ever Been Scared

There are a lot of things out there that keep me indoors and away from windows.  My life revolves around avoiding things that scare me and wearing hair nets.  As much as I’ve tried to overcome some of my most basic fears, I always find ways to reinforce them.  The following is a compilation of the 10 worst [...]

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Funny Friday

Funny Friday

It’s that time of the week again.  It’s Funny Friday.  Do you want to play along?  Of course you do.  Here are the rules: 1. A minimum of roughly 80 percent of everything that you do today must a.) be hilarious, b.) incite hilarity or c.) pay the pickle man.  2. You may or may [...]

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T & A Popcast: The Back Log (Poop Related)

T & A Popcast: The Back Log (Poop Related)

Howdy there, folks!  Ty and Aaron couldn’t wait to share their latest popcast adventure with you!  That’s why it took months; too much pressure. In this episode, the boys get down and dirty.   Gay-for-pay, country music, Mutant League Football and how handsome Aaron is looking with his pearly whites are all on the docket. [...]

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The Problem With Laptops

The Problem With Laptops

Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch.  Family’s away for a short while.  Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever.  You’re alone.  You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk.  (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.)  Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to your skivvies and, even though you know there’s no [...]

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Shrimp

Shrimp

What’s the best part about shrimp?  They’re American, dammit!  Those tiny sh*ts are plentiful and, as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got some of that delicious cocktail sauce, they’re tasty, too.  But something happened recently  that really puckers my barn hole. Seven weeks ago (and counting), the oil and gas mogul, British Petroleum or BP,  [...]

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Smoke ‘Em If You Dare

Smoke 'Em If You Dare

The old saying used to say that “you should smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”  There’s no worse advice in the history of all of the things that have ever been advised.  Smoking is gross. If  you got ‘em, you should just shoot yourself.  This is to say that even a dead and rotting corpse [...]

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Comedy Show At The Meadowlark In Denver

Comedy Show At The Meadowlark In Denver

What’s your favorite bar named after a bird?  No, it’s not Boozie, the foul mouthed parrot you keep in a cage.  It’s the Meadowlark, silly!  Come down Sunday to the Meadowlark 2701 Larimer and see Denvers best comics! Aaron Maslow (me), Alicia Jacobs, Brent The Great, Rob Gleeson and hosted by the wonderfully talented, Tim [...]

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Something New: Quip & Quote

Something New: Quip & Quote

If you’ve been following this blog (and there is no doubt in my mind that you haven’t…Google Analytics tells all!), then there is a good chance you’ve noticed a lot of bullsh*t.  No, this blog doesn’t answer life’s little riddles and it doesn’t try to sell you something that you really need.  What it does [...]

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Two Plus One Equals Disaster

Two Plus One Equals Disaster

There comes a time in every relationship when the love is strained. Every couple has their way of managing these shaky times. One of my favorites and usually the subject of many daytime television talk shows is when a couple thinks it’s appropriate to add another person. I’m talking about threesomes or menage a trois. [...]

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