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Swimming In Mayonnaise

Swimming In Mayonnaise

I was outside today at lunch and I saw a rabbit eating grass.  First he would nibble on some grass and then turn around, and right in the same place as he was sitting, he would nibble again. My first thought was that he was working on some kind of age-old, rabbit fart, microwave technology.  [...]

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The Problem With Laptops

The Problem With Laptops

Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch.  Family’s away for a short while.  Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever.  You’re alone.  You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk.  (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.)  Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to your skivvies and, even though you know there’s no [...]

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