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To run a good business only takes a little capital, a little know how, a little gumption, a good business sense, a background in management, a strong understanding of people, a knowledge of the markets, a little bookkeeping experience, a smidgen of SEO and marketing skill, a lackluster personal life, a tad bit of grit in governmental [...]

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10 Reasons Cats Are Like Homeless People

Dogs are boys and cats are girls. That’s what five-year-olds think. Then again, five-year-olds are stupid. “Call me when you’re six, I’ll show you a solid goal line package.” – Jerry Sandusky. If anything, cats are men with bold dreams and powerful claws. It is the opinion of several hoarders that the world’s most adorable [...]

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BroJob Podcast 1

This is the first episode of the BroJob Podcast. Aaron, Ty and Brandon bring their ridiculously inventive humor in this episode while discussing sports, video games, Ty’s attempt to buy a Ferrari and TJ Venn’s uncontrollable sphincter. The content of this podcast is wildly amusing and somewhat crass. It’ll have you laughing off your ass. Enjoy! [...]

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Vic G At Kingas

I went to the open mic at Kinga’s Lounge in Denver the other night. I signed up late and had to go up next to last. Unfortunately, I had to bare witness to the comedic “talents” of Vic G. If falling asleep at a bar is talent, this guy has it. If wearing a sparkly [...]

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10 Reasons The Men’s Bathroom Is A Tough Place To Pee

Fewer places are more daunting than a public men’s restroom. There are too many variables to adjust for when dudes get together with their wieners out. Add booze to the equation (like at your favorite sports venue), and what was once a quiet place to poop and check email, quickly becomes a one-eyed surprise staring [...]

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Joke Of The Intermittent Time Period

Two lesbians walk into a movie theater and start going down on each other. This upsets some patrons who get the theater manager’s attention. The theater manager confronts the women and says, “Ladies, please. This theater does not allow outside food or drink.”

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Red Rocket Productions On The Comedy Buffet

                I’m part of a group called Red Rocket Productions with Andrew Raschke and Derrick Rush. We’re new, you guys. We plan on producing comedy videos and other creative content designed to make people laugh. In general, we’re hilarious. You just wouldn’t know it. As a group, Red [...]

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10 Reasons I Miss Planned Parenthood

I’ve worked at a lot of sleazy operations (a liquor store, for my father-in-law, Target), but none as controversial as Planned Parenthood. To some, Planned Parenthood represents all that is evil in the world; a place that touts lust and sexual deviance as appropriate behavior. A place where the consequences of such sinful conduct results [...]

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10 Reasons You’re A Dead Beat

Some parents are blessed with children and some are blessed with alimony payments. If you’re like my dad, you’d be dead. That’s because raising another human is extremely difficult. So much so that some parents have a hard time coming to grips with it. They run or die trying. And why not? There is a [...]

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P Dizzle’s Life Choice

What happens when you forget to log off your email on my work computer after checking your flight itinerary for your upcoming trip to Michigan? Just ask my coworker Patrick and his list of 279 closest email contacts. Apparently, he’s got a big secret that’s going to change his life forever. I wonder what his [...]

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