[caption id="attachment_1083" align="alignleft" width="190" caption="So clean, you could eat off us"][/caption] I'm part of a group called Red Rocket Productions with Andrew Raschke and Derrick Rush. We're new, you guys. We plan on producing comedy videos and other creative content designed to make
Read Full Story[caption id="attachment_1044" align="aligncenter" width="415" caption="Nothing's sweeter than a disease free muppet."][/caption] I've worked at a lot of sleazy operations (a liquor store, for my father-in-law, Target), but none as controversial as Planned Parenthood. To some, Planned Parentho
Read Full StorySome parents are blessed with children and some are blessed with alimony payments. If you're like my dad, you'd be dead. That's because raising another human is extremely difficult. So much so that some parents have a hard time coming to grips with it. They run or die trying. And why not? There is a
Read Full StoryWhat happens when you forget to log off your email on my work computer after checking your flight itinerary for your upcoming trip to Michigan? Just ask my coworker Patrick and his list of 279 closest email contacts. Apparently, he's got a big secret that's going to change his life forever. I wonder
Read Full Story[caption id="attachment_958" align="alignleft" width="300" caption=""It's not racism if I'm just acting like a racist." -Mel Gibson"][/caption] Did you ever stop a conversation just by downplaying the plights of Mexicans or Jews? Of course you have. You'
Read Full Story[caption id="attachment_1017" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Step 1: Steal neighbor's wi-fi. Step 2: Conquer the world."][/caption] Back before pirates ruled the skies in their all too common Somali air ships, they dominated the seven C's: computers, coding, credit card steali
Read Full Story[caption id="attachment_981" align="alignright" width="181" caption="If He wins it all, there will definitely be a second coming ;)"][/caption] Like the Virgin Mary, Josh McDaniels existed for one reason: Bring the Messiah to the Denver Broncos. Despite what the players on the defensive side of the
Read Full Story[caption id="" align="alignleft" width="402" caption="I took a picture of my perineum using a mirror. This isn't it."][/caption] There are a lot of things out there that keep me indoors and away from windows. My life revolves around avoiding things that scare me and wearing hair nets. As mu
Read Full StoryDo you remember when writing a blog was fun? I do. I used to look forward to it chomping at the proverbial bit until some earth shattering idea crossed my feeble brain and I could begin stroking the keys in a way that would make Chopin jealous. Then came day two. Ideas were few and far between.
Read Full StoryI'm sitting here at my computer at my desk. I'm completely comfortable except for one thing. My cat, Leo, is laying on my lap. This wouldn't be a problem if he was the size of, say, a normal house cat. He's bigger than most cats which poses a couple of problems. In addition to blocking my arms
Read Full StoryI’m part of a group called Red Rocket Productions with Andrew Raschke and Derrick Rush. We’re new, you guys. We plan on producing comedy videos and other creative content designed to make people laugh. In general, we’re hilarious. You just wouldn’t know it. As a group, Red Rocket Productions hasn’t produced anything ex...
I’ve worked at a lot of sleazy operations (a liquor store, for my father-in-law, Target), but none as controversial as Planned Parenthood. To some, Planned Parenthood represents all that is evil in the world; a place that touts lust and sexual deviance as appropriate behavior. A place where the consequences of such sinful conduct results ... ...
Some parents are blessed with children and some are blessed with alimony payments. If you’re like my dad, you’d be dead. That’s because raising another human is extremely difficult. So much so that some parents have a hard time coming to grips with it. They run or die trying. And why not? There is a ... ...
What happens when you forget to log off your email on my work computer after checking your flight itinerary for your upcoming trip to Michigan? Just ask my coworker Patrick and his list of 279 closest email contacts. Apparently, he’s got a big secret that’s going to change his life forever. I wonder what his ... ...
Did you ever stop a conversation just by downplaying the plights of Mexicans or Jews? Of course you have. You’re socially awkward. More than that, you’re a north of the border racist. When you’re not at one of your dignified kleetings (Klan meeting/beating), you’re busy postulating the extinction of the white male. And w...
Back before pirates ruled the skies in their all too common Somali air ships, they dominated the seven C’s: computers, coding, credit card stealing, communicating, clavier, cracking and, who could forget, chat room conversation. Mastery of these disciplines have allowed pirates to swashbuckle passed secure server logins right into the ...
Like the Virgin Mary, Josh McDaniels existed for one reason: Bring the Messiah to the Denver Broncos. Despite what the players on the defensive side of the ball say, Tim Tebow is the second coming of the Lord and the sole proprietor of continued victory in the Mile High City. After starting the 2011 season ... ...
There are a lot of things out there that keep me indoors and away from windows. My life revolves around avoiding things that scare me and wearing hair nets. As much as I’ve tried to overcome some of my most basic fears, I always find ways to reinforce them. The following is a compilation of the 10 worst ... ...
Do you remember when writing a blog was fun? I do. I used to look forward to it chomping at the proverbial bit until some earth shattering idea crossed my feeble brain and I could begin stroking the keys in a way that would make Chopin jealous. Then came day two. Ideas were few and ... ...
I’m sitting here at my computer at my desk. I’m completely comfortable except for one thing. My cat, Leo, is laying on my lap. This wouldn’t be a problem if he was the size of, say, a normal house cat. He’s bigger than most cats which poses a couple of problems. In addition to blocking ... ...
