It's that time of the week again. It's Funny Friday. Do you want to play along? Of course you do. Here are the rules: 1. A minimum of roughly 80 percent of everything that you do today must a.) be hilarious, b.) incite hilarity or c.) pay the pickle man. 2. You may or may not do whatever
Read Full StoryI was outside today at lunch and I saw a rabbit eating grass. First he would nibble on some grass and then turn around, and right in the same place as he was sitting, he would nibble again. My first thought was that he was working on some kind of age-old, rabbit fart, microwave technology. I
Read Full StoryHowdy there, folks! Ty and Aaron couldn't wait to share their latest popcast adventure with you! That's why it took months; too much pressure. In this episode, the boys get down and dirty. Gay-for-pay, country music, Mutant League Football and how handsome Aaron is looking with his pea
Read Full StoryHere's the problem with laptops. Here's the sitch. Family's away for a short while. Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever. You're alone. You're thinking, maybe I'll have just a quick jerk. (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.) Your fastest release...Internet PORN!
Read Full StoryWhat's the best part about shrimp? They're American, dammit! Those tiny sh*ts are plentiful and, as far as I'm concerned when you've got some of that delicious cocktail sauce, they're tasty, too. But something happened recently that really puckers my barn hole. Seven weeks ago (and c
Read Full StoryThe old saying used to say that "you should smoke 'em if you got 'em." There's no worse advice in the history of all of the things that have ever been advised. Smoking is gross. If you got 'em, you should just shoot yourself. This is to say that even a dead and rotting corpse is more attr
Read Full StoryDickey Bill hosts Open Mic Comedy The Cork Bar & Grill 313 W Drake Rd Fort Collins CO 80526 (map) (970)226-1212 DBW contact info; (970)231-1639 richardwwagner@gmail.com Open Mic Comedy at the Cork on Wednesdays is a great place to introduce new material or tighten up a set
Read Full StoryWhat's your favorite bar named after a bird? No, it's not Boozie, the foul mouthed parrot you keep in a cage. It's the Meadowlark, silly! Come down Sunday to the Meadowlark 2701 Larimer and see Denvers best comics! Aaron Maslow (me), Alicia Jacobs, Brent The Great, Rob Gleeson and hosted by th
Read Full StoryOld Chicago in LoDo (14th & Market) runs an open mic night every Wednesday at 8:30. It's hosted by Jesse Carter of Agitated Productions and is followed by a contest (complete with cash prize) and a headlining act. Anyone can perform in the open mic just by talking to Jesse before the sh
Read Full StoryWhat's the difference between a good comedian and a not-so-good comedian? Jokes, folks. A comedian without jokes is like a cat without claws and eyes. It's not much of a cat, really. If a comedian is going to survive and (potentially) thrive, he's got to develop jokes. As I've mentio
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It’s that time of the week again. It’s Funny Friday. Do you want to play along? Of course you do. Here are the rules: 1. A minimum of roughly 80 percent of everything that you do today must a.) be hilarious, b.) incite hilarity or c.) pay the pickle man. 2. You may or may ... ...
I was outside today at lunch and I saw a rabbit eating grass. First he would nibble on some grass and then turn around, and right in the same place as he was sitting, he would nibble again. My first thought was that he was working on some kind of age-old, rabbit fart, microwave technology. ... ...
Howdy there, folks! Ty and Aaron couldn’t wait to share their latest popcast adventure with you! That’s why it took months; too much pressure. In this episode, the boys get down and dirty. Gay-for-pay, country music, Mutant League Football and how handsome Aaron is looking with his pearly whites are all on the docket. ... ...
Here’s the problem with laptops. Here’s the sitch. Family’s away for a short while. Spouse, parents, live-in life partner, master, whoever. You’re alone. You’re thinking, maybe I’ll have just a quick jerk. (Ladies, maybe just a quick flick.) Your fastest release…Internet PORN! You strip down to ...
What’s the best part about shrimp? They’re American, dammit! Those tiny sh*ts are plentiful and, as far as I’m concerned when you’ve got some of that delicious cocktail sauce, they’re tasty, too. But something happened recently that really puckers my barn hole. Seven weeks ago (and counting), the oil and gas m...
The old saying used to say that “you should smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” There’s no worse advice in the history of all of the things that have ever been advised. Smoking is gross. If you got ‘em, you should just shoot yourself. This is to say that even a dead and rotting corpse ... ...
Dickey Bill hosts Open Mic Comedy The Cork Bar & Grill 313 W Drake Rd Fort Collins CO 80526 (map) (970)226-1212 DBW contact info; (970)231-1639 richardwwagner@gmail.com Open Mic Comedy at the Cork on Wednesdays is a great place to introduce new material or tighten up a set order. The crowd varies depending on who is ... ...
What’s your favorite bar named after a bird? No, it’s not Boozie, the foul mouthed parrot you keep in a cage. It’s the Meadowlark, silly! Come down Sunday to the Meadowlark 2701 Larimer and see Denvers best comics! Aaron Maslow (me), Alicia Jacobs, Brent The Great, Rob Gleeson and hosted by the wonderfully talented, Tim ... ...
Old Chicago in LoDo (14th & Market) runs an open mic night every Wednesday at 8:30. It’s hosted by Jesse Carter of Agitated Productions and is followed by a contest (complete with cash prize) and a headlining act. Anyone can perform in the open mic just by talking to Jesse before the show. Performing in the ... ...
What’s the difference between a good comedian and a not-so-good comedian? Jokes, folks. A comedian without jokes is like a cat without claws and eyes. It’s not much of a cat, really. If a comedian is going to survive and (potentially) thrive, he’s got to develop jokes. As I’ve mentioned before, the quality of ... ...
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